The Empire of Poofy Lomaca is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 377 million Poofy Lomacans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Poofy Lomacan economy, worth 32.5 trillion Bloods a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,144 Bloods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poofy Lomaca's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Poofy Lomaca is ranked 258,468^th in the world and 149^th in Byzantion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.